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Be a SHINOBI~! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and kill them.
Crowley and Aziraphale = instant
Wonderful pic.
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"Blessed are the bewildered, for they shall not know the difference."
and 2000 points for 'The Darkness' shirt.
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Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
2000 points for me? Yay! (If I were at Chuck E. Cheese's, I'd have one helluva lot of plushies.)
Oh, and the cabbage patch is a dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.
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Devil come this way...
towards the clapping hands.
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Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Purrr.
This picture is supremely cute. I adore it.
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-Modest Fox
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ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
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